A student in Tyler, TX murdered a teacher yesterday. Stabbed him in the neck for no apparent reason. Today an article read, "A makeshift memorial surrounded a flagpole Thursday at a high school where classes resumed under tight security a day after a teacher was fatally stabbed."
My brother, Stephen, teaches at this school. He tells me about how many fights occur daily and of the complete lack of respect students have for teachers. Stephen was threatened by a student the day before the murder. Stephen stopped the student from disrupting his class, of which the student was not even a member. A teacher cannot keep order in such an environment. A teacher cannot be made responsible for teaching others when brutal death is a very real possibility.
I cannot wrap my mind around how bad a situation this is. Something serious must be done. The lines that divide and decide districting of schools in Tyler are such to keep the lower socioeconomic classes from mixing with the middle-upper classes. This idea is fundamentally incorrect. Why not call those young men and women born in those neighborhoods criminals and ship them to Australia? I realize bad things happen, and I realize we cannot let knee jerk reactions dictate education policy. However, it has been a well known fact the state of this school for many years, otherwise the district lines would not be drawn as they are and the students forced to endure this school would not enter class knowing that education is not the their primary purpose.
A teacher lost his life. Those students lost their chance for an education. And when the worst possible situation occurs we throw together a "makeshift memorial" and keep things moving in the same miserable direction.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
32) Not So Unemployed
Am happy to say that I am no longer unemployed. In fact, I may have over exerted myself. I have 2 jobs. I work with The Integer Group, which is an advertising agency located in Downtown Dallas. It is a big one, working on clients like AT&T, 7 Eleven and Coors. I have been assigned to work on a company called BancVue, which is going to be a big deal, and I am excited about what we have slated for January 1st.
My second job is with Eastfield College teaching 1 class a semester. I teach Speech 1315 which is the basic speech class that everyone hates. Still, I like the idea of adding this to my resume, as one of my ultimate life goals is to retire as a professor at a university and I think this is a key step in that process.
My second job is with Eastfield College teaching 1 class a semester. I teach Speech 1315 which is the basic speech class that everyone hates. Still, I like the idea of adding this to my resume, as one of my ultimate life goals is to retire as a professor at a university and I think this is a key step in that process.
Monday, June 8, 2009
31) Unemployed
I mentioned I am in Dallas now, but did not mention that I am unemployed. Have had 3 interviews so far: The Richards Group, The Dallas Mavericks, WFAA. The Richards Group straight up denied me because I told them I needed more money than they were willing to pay. The Dallas Mavericks just plain denied me. WFAA told me before the interview that they did not have any open AE positions, but that they want to begin building a relationship with me for future opportunities...so I guess I have that going for me.
Life at home is fine so far, but can feel myself getting restless. So restless in fact that I have begun work on a novel. Just the preliminary work. I suppose we will see if it amounts to anything, or if I get a job before getting the chance to finish.
Life at home is fine so far, but can feel myself getting restless. So restless in fact that I have begun work on a novel. Just the preliminary work. I suppose we will see if it amounts to anything, or if I get a job before getting the chance to finish.
Monday, June 1, 2009
30) In Dallas Now
Just completed the move to dallas. Went out to eat the last couple of days and very happy to be back in a town where there are good restaurants. Here are the places I've gone, and definitely think you should try them out:
Cubanita
Deep Sushi
Taco Diner
Steel
and of course, PF Chang's.
Cubanita
Deep Sushi
Taco Diner
Steel
and of course, PF Chang's.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
29) Prank
I have only three days of work in Tyler left. Crazy how chapters in life sometimes begin and end abruptly. The final days at a job are awkward and lazy, and even though I sad about leaving KLTV, I am happy about moving to Dallas. These thoughts and others flowed through my mind as I left my house this morning to go to work. Until I saw my car...
My neighbor saw me hosing my car down this morning. I nodded to him while thinking, "just hosing off some penises from my car."
When I arrived at work a coworker pointed out the large amount of powder on my shoes and pant leg. I apologized and told them someone pranked me. My boss walked by at this point and asked what happened. I dropped my head in shame as I heard these words come out of my mouth, "Some friends poured baby powder all over my car and drew a lot of penises."
My neighbor saw me hosing my car down this morning. I nodded to him while thinking, "just hosing off some penises from my car."
When I arrived at work a coworker pointed out the large amount of powder on my shoes and pant leg. I apologized and told them someone pranked me. My boss walked by at this point and asked what happened. I dropped my head in shame as I heard these words come out of my mouth, "Some friends poured baby powder all over my car and drew a lot of penises."
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Kingfisher: A Small Account of the Struggle (10)
Nick & Son…Mercenary Drummers
Craig’s oscillating enthusiasm for the band allowed for strange things to be made possible. For instance, in the beginning, at the height of Craig’s involvement, he purchased from his church more than $1000 worth of musical equipment he had no real use for. Without this equipment there was no way the band would have formed.
Another strange thing happened when Craig introduced us to Nick. Somehow through his levels of networking involved in his wedding video business, Craig was given the information for Nick, a Mercenary Drummer. Craig called Nick and learned that he was a working drummer playing in several bands gigging several nights a week.
Nick was a working drummer, but we learned early on that he was not interested in joining a band. He wanted to play paying gigs anytime he could. He was not interested in the journey. He wanted the quickest dollar he could find. I attribute much of this attitude to his age. Nick was much older that the rest of this and he was no stranger to the game. He’d been in bands before, and most likely devoted much of his time to projects that failed or produced no income. He’d seen the struggle and wanted nothing to do with it. He preferred an easy $100 and a night spent playing blues and country music in a dirty bar somewhere…any bar that would let him play. For this, I respected Nick.
Craig contacted Nick, and in an effort to set up an audition, discussed the possibility of meet Nick at A Step Up Lounge, the dive Nick drummed for the house band on Saturday nights. Nick claimed to know the owner very well; well enough to arrange a small set for the band. Nick asked for a list of songs we played, which Craig produced verbally. Nick said the songs would pose no problem for him. Thus our first gig was formed. The only problem was that this gig was in fact more of an audition.
A couple of things happened after Craig informed us of our first gig. We scheduled an extra practice to go over our first set which included: Midnight Special, Desperado (Jazz Version), Roadhouse Blues, Ain’t No Sunshine, Mr. Brightside. However, the week of the gig Craig received a call from another drummer wishing to audition. His name was Derek. We held a meeting to decide what strategic approach would be taken toward Derek and Nick. We worried that by keeping our distance from one or the other, we might lose out on the best possible fit for our band. This made for an exciting week for the band. We had a drummer audition on Tuesday, an extra practice to finalize our set list, and the band’s first ever gig (even though it was really only an audition.
Craig’s oscillating enthusiasm for the band allowed for strange things to be made possible. For instance, in the beginning, at the height of Craig’s involvement, he purchased from his church more than $1000 worth of musical equipment he had no real use for. Without this equipment there was no way the band would have formed.
Another strange thing happened when Craig introduced us to Nick. Somehow through his levels of networking involved in his wedding video business, Craig was given the information for Nick, a Mercenary Drummer. Craig called Nick and learned that he was a working drummer playing in several bands gigging several nights a week.
Nick was a working drummer, but we learned early on that he was not interested in joining a band. He wanted to play paying gigs anytime he could. He was not interested in the journey. He wanted the quickest dollar he could find. I attribute much of this attitude to his age. Nick was much older that the rest of this and he was no stranger to the game. He’d been in bands before, and most likely devoted much of his time to projects that failed or produced no income. He’d seen the struggle and wanted nothing to do with it. He preferred an easy $100 and a night spent playing blues and country music in a dirty bar somewhere…any bar that would let him play. For this, I respected Nick.
Craig contacted Nick, and in an effort to set up an audition, discussed the possibility of meet Nick at A Step Up Lounge, the dive Nick drummed for the house band on Saturday nights. Nick claimed to know the owner very well; well enough to arrange a small set for the band. Nick asked for a list of songs we played, which Craig produced verbally. Nick said the songs would pose no problem for him. Thus our first gig was formed. The only problem was that this gig was in fact more of an audition.
A couple of things happened after Craig informed us of our first gig. We scheduled an extra practice to go over our first set which included: Midnight Special, Desperado (Jazz Version), Roadhouse Blues, Ain’t No Sunshine, Mr. Brightside. However, the week of the gig Craig received a call from another drummer wishing to audition. His name was Derek. We held a meeting to decide what strategic approach would be taken toward Derek and Nick. We worried that by keeping our distance from one or the other, we might lose out on the best possible fit for our band. This made for an exciting week for the band. We had a drummer audition on Tuesday, an extra practice to finalize our set list, and the band’s first ever gig (even though it was really only an audition.
Kingfisher: A Small Account of the Struggle (9)
Moving At A Standstill
We continued to practice twice a week, though honestly the practices strayed from the type of environment where positive work could accomplished. Instead, we drank vodka, listened to music, and discussed the ifs of being a working band. Practice became a social gathering.
And that is when Craig stopped showing up. Instead of pressuring his home life and work life over a social gathering, he used the time to make Jenn happy, which is to say to make his life easier. He felt his participation in our gatherings did nothing to help us. That is where he was wrong. As the situation developed and festered, we needed someone to take charge, to keep us focused on moving forward. We needed someone the others could follow. We needed someone stronger than me.
What we needed was someone to find us a drummer.
We continued to practice twice a week, though honestly the practices strayed from the type of environment where positive work could accomplished. Instead, we drank vodka, listened to music, and discussed the ifs of being a working band. Practice became a social gathering.
And that is when Craig stopped showing up. Instead of pressuring his home life and work life over a social gathering, he used the time to make Jenn happy, which is to say to make his life easier. He felt his participation in our gatherings did nothing to help us. That is where he was wrong. As the situation developed and festered, we needed someone to take charge, to keep us focused on moving forward. We needed someone the others could follow. We needed someone stronger than me.
What we needed was someone to find us a drummer.
Friday, April 17, 2009
28) Darkness...More Bathroom Humor
This story just happened and is slightly embarassing. And definitely not a good predicament to be in.
I had to use the bathroom. #2. I went to the normal bathroom to discover it was occupied. We have an upstairs counterpart that was also occupied. That left me with one final and rarely used option...the executive bathrooms. They are so named because they are upstairs at the back of the building next to the GM of the station, a corporate VP and the head of our accounting department.
I locked myself in and preceded to do my business when I heard several doors closing just outside the bathroom. Suddenly the light went out. I thought this might be a prank so I waited patiently for a moment. I did not hear anyone outside snickering and the light did not come back on. I reached for my phone to use as a light source and discovered it was not in my pocket. I'd left it on my desk.
Darkness. I took a deep breath and weighed my options. I did not have many. I could either finish and clean myself in the dark, or I could pinch and find a light switch immediately. Neither sounded good to me. Despite the claustrophobia of darkness, I chose to finish.
Just as a side note: There are not many things stranger than pooping in the dark.
Anyway, I finished and cleaned myself the best I could without seeing what I was cleaning. I think I erred on the side of caution because my culo is a bit raw as I type this out. So, I finished and quickly searched the walls for a switch. I flailed in the dark like a blind person and enjoyed no success. I opened the door into another room of darkness, the hall that housed the entrance into the two bathrooms. I searched the walls for another switch and came up empty once again. I went out the second door and found light for the first time in three or four minutes.
On the wall were several light switches. I turned them all on and returned to the bathroom so that I could immediately check my cleaning job. Thankfully, I did a good job. I flushed, and there was a moment when I was not sure whether the toilet would flush cleanly because of the amount of TP I'd used. Thankfully, it went down.
All of this happened because the head of accounting closed the executive bathrooms down a little early without checking to see if the bathrooms were being used. Even though there was a moment of panic, and a few moments of blind wiping, I left the situation with nothing more than a raw culo, and the understanding not to use the executive bathrooms around 5 pm.
I had to use the bathroom. #2. I went to the normal bathroom to discover it was occupied. We have an upstairs counterpart that was also occupied. That left me with one final and rarely used option...the executive bathrooms. They are so named because they are upstairs at the back of the building next to the GM of the station, a corporate VP and the head of our accounting department.
I locked myself in and preceded to do my business when I heard several doors closing just outside the bathroom. Suddenly the light went out. I thought this might be a prank so I waited patiently for a moment. I did not hear anyone outside snickering and the light did not come back on. I reached for my phone to use as a light source and discovered it was not in my pocket. I'd left it on my desk.
Darkness. I took a deep breath and weighed my options. I did not have many. I could either finish and clean myself in the dark, or I could pinch and find a light switch immediately. Neither sounded good to me. Despite the claustrophobia of darkness, I chose to finish.
Just as a side note: There are not many things stranger than pooping in the dark.
Anyway, I finished and cleaned myself the best I could without seeing what I was cleaning. I think I erred on the side of caution because my culo is a bit raw as I type this out. So, I finished and quickly searched the walls for a switch. I flailed in the dark like a blind person and enjoyed no success. I opened the door into another room of darkness, the hall that housed the entrance into the two bathrooms. I searched the walls for another switch and came up empty once again. I went out the second door and found light for the first time in three or four minutes.
On the wall were several light switches. I turned them all on and returned to the bathroom so that I could immediately check my cleaning job. Thankfully, I did a good job. I flushed, and there was a moment when I was not sure whether the toilet would flush cleanly because of the amount of TP I'd used. Thankfully, it went down.
All of this happened because the head of accounting closed the executive bathrooms down a little early without checking to see if the bathrooms were being used. Even though there was a moment of panic, and a few moments of blind wiping, I left the situation with nothing more than a raw culo, and the understanding not to use the executive bathrooms around 5 pm.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Kingfisher: A Small Account of the Struggle (8)
The Craig Problem
Was our little project professional or recreational? This question was at the heart of the Craig problem. For me it was recreational. For the others, it was trying to be professional.
Craig has been one of my closest friends since Junior High, and is important to me. He is Tiffany's brother and is thus important to her. Jay and Craig worked together attempting to sell a screenplay, an experience that did not end well. Little trust remained between the two, and as a result Jay preached Craig's firing as our manager. Tiffany and I did not like the idea of firing our friend and brother from a project he started, and one that he received no money for. We did our best to quell the situation and keep us working forward with the music side. I assured them I would talk with Craig and help on the business side.
We held practice 2 or 3 times a week. We focused our energies on the setlist, creating somewhat of a battle for position:
Tiffany: 80's pop, songs sung by energetic women, songs driven by piano or synthesizers. We constantly reminded her that we did no have a keyboardist in the band. She made CD's enthusiastically and was never disappointed when we could not play her song.
Jay: Blues. His Originals. Came into the project with a wealth of songs and prefers to play ones he already knows. Is willing to learn new songs, but there is a definite shift in enthusiasm when he plays one he already knows. He is a quick learner and prefers to bring his style to any new song introduced to the band.
Hardy: Alternative and Classic Rock. I bring songs each week on CD with the lyrics so that I can try and sneak a few into the setlist. Rarely happens. And when it does, the lack of enthusiasm shared by the other members makes it difficult for a song I bring to stick. The ones that do in fact stick do not sound great.
Songs at this point: Ain't No Sunshine, Turn Me On (Norah Jones), Midnight Special, Bobby McGee, Proud Mary, Roadhouse Blues, Elderly Woman, several originals.
Was our little project professional or recreational? This question was at the heart of the Craig problem. For me it was recreational. For the others, it was trying to be professional.
Craig has been one of my closest friends since Junior High, and is important to me. He is Tiffany's brother and is thus important to her. Jay and Craig worked together attempting to sell a screenplay, an experience that did not end well. Little trust remained between the two, and as a result Jay preached Craig's firing as our manager. Tiffany and I did not like the idea of firing our friend and brother from a project he started, and one that he received no money for. We did our best to quell the situation and keep us working forward with the music side. I assured them I would talk with Craig and help on the business side.
We held practice 2 or 3 times a week. We focused our energies on the setlist, creating somewhat of a battle for position:
Tiffany: 80's pop, songs sung by energetic women, songs driven by piano or synthesizers. We constantly reminded her that we did no have a keyboardist in the band. She made CD's enthusiastically and was never disappointed when we could not play her song.
Jay: Blues. His Originals. Came into the project with a wealth of songs and prefers to play ones he already knows. Is willing to learn new songs, but there is a definite shift in enthusiasm when he plays one he already knows. He is a quick learner and prefers to bring his style to any new song introduced to the band.
Hardy: Alternative and Classic Rock. I bring songs each week on CD with the lyrics so that I can try and sneak a few into the setlist. Rarely happens. And when it does, the lack of enthusiasm shared by the other members makes it difficult for a song I bring to stick. The ones that do in fact stick do not sound great.
Songs at this point: Ain't No Sunshine, Turn Me On (Norah Jones), Midnight Special, Bobby McGee, Proud Mary, Roadhouse Blues, Elderly Woman, several originals.
Friday, March 13, 2009
Kingfisher: A Small Account of the Struggle (7)
A Typical Practice (early on):
We were a 3-person group with no name. We practiced 3 times a week. I left work and arrived shortly after 5:30. I was usually first to arrive and would hang out with Tiffany on her back porch as she would smoke cigarettes until it was time for her to sing. On hot days I would jump in her pool for fun to cool off. She made me take a shot of vodka as soon as I got there. Jay would arrive within 15-20 minutes. Instead of taking a shot of vodka, he would take a couple of big swigs straight from the bottle. He carried with him a big gulp sized mug filled with wine. He also wanted to smoke one last cigarette before practice could begin.
While outside we discussed new songs we wished to play. We took turns each week learning each other’s music and deciding on songs to add to our set lists. We used the pre-practice smoke breaks to be honest with each other about the music we would play for the evening. And we used them to drink before the serious work began.
Jay always rushed inside once his cigarette was done because he liked being the first person to play his instrument. He set up his microphone and would sing the blues loudly and obnoxiously. I think it was his favorite part of each practice session. I plugged in my bass and joined him. It did not sound good without drums, but did not sound bad enough for us to not play. Tiffany would come into her living room and watch us play. She tolerated it because she knew Jay loved it.
We began each session playing through the songs we learned the previous practice. Afterward we would play through everything we knew. The first couple of months this was not difficult, because we did not have many songs to choose from. We played Desperado, Midnight Special, Elderly Woman, Ain’t No Sunshine, and 3 originals. After playing through these we would work on the new song of the week. Sometimes they would make the set list. Sometimes they would fail.
After playing for an hour we would take our mid practice cigarette break. This is also where we would refill drinks. I was the only member to have a job, but Jay and Tiffany did not care. They would force me to drink with them so that we could all have fun. The first few practices I drank and would have a hangover for work the next day. That did not last long for me. Instead of telling them this and ruining the band dynamic, I would make my first two drinks very weak, and my last two drinks with no alcohol at all. Needless to say, I drank a lot of coke during the early formation of our band.
Practice ended each night after playing through the same 7 songs. We were surprisingly proactive considering we did not have a drummer and the music sounded hollow. The alcohol had something to do with that. But also, the three of us got along well. We each anticipated our practices…me because it was a break from my work life, them because it gave them some sort of direction. Plus, we loved playing music together.
After a couple of weeks of this our cigarette breaks were dominated by the discussion of how badly we needed a drummer.
We were a 3-person group with no name. We practiced 3 times a week. I left work and arrived shortly after 5:30. I was usually first to arrive and would hang out with Tiffany on her back porch as she would smoke cigarettes until it was time for her to sing. On hot days I would jump in her pool for fun to cool off. She made me take a shot of vodka as soon as I got there. Jay would arrive within 15-20 minutes. Instead of taking a shot of vodka, he would take a couple of big swigs straight from the bottle. He carried with him a big gulp sized mug filled with wine. He also wanted to smoke one last cigarette before practice could begin.
While outside we discussed new songs we wished to play. We took turns each week learning each other’s music and deciding on songs to add to our set lists. We used the pre-practice smoke breaks to be honest with each other about the music we would play for the evening. And we used them to drink before the serious work began.
Jay always rushed inside once his cigarette was done because he liked being the first person to play his instrument. He set up his microphone and would sing the blues loudly and obnoxiously. I think it was his favorite part of each practice session. I plugged in my bass and joined him. It did not sound good without drums, but did not sound bad enough for us to not play. Tiffany would come into her living room and watch us play. She tolerated it because she knew Jay loved it.
We began each session playing through the songs we learned the previous practice. Afterward we would play through everything we knew. The first couple of months this was not difficult, because we did not have many songs to choose from. We played Desperado, Midnight Special, Elderly Woman, Ain’t No Sunshine, and 3 originals. After playing through these we would work on the new song of the week. Sometimes they would make the set list. Sometimes they would fail.
After playing for an hour we would take our mid practice cigarette break. This is also where we would refill drinks. I was the only member to have a job, but Jay and Tiffany did not care. They would force me to drink with them so that we could all have fun. The first few practices I drank and would have a hangover for work the next day. That did not last long for me. Instead of telling them this and ruining the band dynamic, I would make my first two drinks very weak, and my last two drinks with no alcohol at all. Needless to say, I drank a lot of coke during the early formation of our band.
Practice ended each night after playing through the same 7 songs. We were surprisingly proactive considering we did not have a drummer and the music sounded hollow. The alcohol had something to do with that. But also, the three of us got along well. We each anticipated our practices…me because it was a break from my work life, them because it gave them some sort of direction. Plus, we loved playing music together.
After a couple of weeks of this our cigarette breaks were dominated by the discussion of how badly we needed a drummer.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Kingfisher: A Small Account of the Struggle (6)
The Jenn Situation
I fully understood Jenn’s desire to be a part of of our project, and understood even more her reasons for distancing herself the way she did. However, her disappearance from practices hurt the band while at the same time helping it. She lost her enthusiasm for the band, which translated to her loss of tolerance with Craig’s involvement in practices.
This caused us serious problems. With the loss of our drummer, our band lost a vital organ…One we could not survive long without. And we needed Craig. We needed him to find us a drummer. We needed him to record songs for our demo. We needed him to organize practices, keep us moving forward by giving us songs to learn and deadlines to learn them. We needed him to motivate us and keep our morale up. But these were things he couldn’t do unless he came to practices. In essence, we needed him to care about the band like we cared about it.
I honestly feel he cared for the band. But I also feel he did not know for sure what his role was, and he had trouble balancing his responsibilities effectively. He ran a business, had a wife and child, and was always trying to expand his life to include his various business opportunities. In the end, he had more going on than he could adequately control. The band was not his highest priority, and I could not fault him for this.
The band idea is more of a journey with no clear cut destination. We, as participants, make the journey for the sake of the experience. We play music because we like to play music. Craig entered the the thing in the hopes that we could make money. If this was our common goal, then we would have been forced to approach it like a job, which is to say we would rehearse more than twice a week…we would have come to practices fully prepared…we would not drink anymore during rehearsals.
For the simple reason that our band was not bringing in money, Craig had no choice but to list the band 4th on his list of priorities. He would be foolish not to. That being said, our band progressed enough to need the things Craig could not be depended on to provide.
I fully understood Jenn’s desire to be a part of of our project, and understood even more her reasons for distancing herself the way she did. However, her disappearance from practices hurt the band while at the same time helping it. She lost her enthusiasm for the band, which translated to her loss of tolerance with Craig’s involvement in practices.
This caused us serious problems. With the loss of our drummer, our band lost a vital organ…One we could not survive long without. And we needed Craig. We needed him to find us a drummer. We needed him to record songs for our demo. We needed him to organize practices, keep us moving forward by giving us songs to learn and deadlines to learn them. We needed him to motivate us and keep our morale up. But these were things he couldn’t do unless he came to practices. In essence, we needed him to care about the band like we cared about it.
I honestly feel he cared for the band. But I also feel he did not know for sure what his role was, and he had trouble balancing his responsibilities effectively. He ran a business, had a wife and child, and was always trying to expand his life to include his various business opportunities. In the end, he had more going on than he could adequately control. The band was not his highest priority, and I could not fault him for this.
The band idea is more of a journey with no clear cut destination. We, as participants, make the journey for the sake of the experience. We play music because we like to play music. Craig entered the the thing in the hopes that we could make money. If this was our common goal, then we would have been forced to approach it like a job, which is to say we would rehearse more than twice a week…we would have come to practices fully prepared…we would not drink anymore during rehearsals.
For the simple reason that our band was not bringing in money, Craig had no choice but to list the band 4th on his list of priorities. He would be foolish not to. That being said, our band progressed enough to need the things Craig could not be depended on to provide.
Monday, March 2, 2009
27) Random Facts
25 random facts about Hardy…
1)When I was in 2nd grade our teacher asked, “If you are trapped on a deserted island and can only have 1 meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?” I wrote down: Cheese Enchiladas… How wrong I was.
2) I cannot control myself around these foods: Pizza, Tomato Basil Soup from La Madeleine, BBQ Ribs, Onion Rings, Flaming Hot Cheetohs.
3) Some people call me a movie snob, but they are wrong. I just have a low threshold for movies that are complete shyte.
4) I used to love my cats. Now they annoy me.
5) There are people in Tyler who question my heterosexuality because I like to read, write, drink wine and I have a miniature dachshund.
6) I love L. for many reasons. One of them: she believed in me enough to buy me a laptop when I told her I wanted to devote my life to writing.
7) I am not afraid of getting older, but have not come to terms with death yet.
8) Not concerned with how much I like to drink. The thought of a bottle of wine on the weekend can get me through the toughest of weeks.
9) When I hear music I listened to growing up it makes me laugh. Most of it is bad and I remember exhausting my friends and family by forcing them to listen. I will say this, though: I still stand by Rush, Yes, Jethro Tull. Not so much Styx, 311, Neil Diamond.
10) I used drank every night of the week. I am thankful that part of my life is over.
11) Katrina once said that she and I are the 2 funniest people in the world. I completely agree.
12) I loved playing in the band, but did not always feel comfortable playing on a stage in front of people…however, the more people there were the more comfortable I felt.
13) I do not like dressing up for Halloween, yet every year I get humiliating pictures taken of me wearing something that makes me look stupid.
14) I love my wiener dog, but think my wife’s love for the thing is slightly insane.
15) I like to make chicken noises right before taking a photograph of people. It is the only way to get an authentic smile.
16) I eventually want to have kids, but am not looking forward to the baby years. I would like to fast forward to the age when they argue with everything and can occasionally entertain themselves.
17) I believe my family is the strangest in the world. So strange, in fact, I cannot see how I came out being any sort of normal.
18) In junior high Chris and I started a lawn mowing business and got screwed by this Arabian guy who only paid us $35 for mowing a 2 acre lot that was over grown beyond belief. It took us 3 days, and was the only time I had ever seen Chris’s mom so angry. In the guy’s defense we were the morons who quoted $35. But he was the prick for knowingly taking advantage of two moron kids.
19) If and when I publish a novel it will be under a pen name: Alexander Mori.
20) The lakehouse may be the only place I feel personal reverence. Many important memories come from there…
21) In high school we used to sit on my roof late at night when my family was not home. Among the things we did to entertain ourselves on the roof: Discuss song lyrics, smoke many cigarettes, pee without falling off, write poetry in the moonlight, look at the globe (which Chris could not see), and once we ran the length of the house.
22) The worst year of my life occurred my second year of college when I moved back to Houston and lived with my mom. Last year was my best. I expect each to get better from here on out.
23) The worst job I ever had was the summer I worked for the TXDOT. Among the things I did at this job: pick up dead dog carcasses (1032’s), fill pot holes on busy streets, spray weeds on steep embankments, trim trees off the feeders, hang out at Ned’s house playing guitar, listening to Johnson yell obscenities at women, throw rubber rings at cones for points, run bums out from underpasses using a pitchfork. At the end of each work day Craig and I drank 1 or 2 forties while listening to The Beatles and playing basketball on the play station 2.
24) I have been called many things throughout the years. Here are a few I remember: hardebega, hardly, hardy har har stennis tennis bumblebutt Boydston, hardsababula (this one never made sense to me), hard boy, Jesus, Flumley, Hardyman, Harvey Boydstein, Boydfogger, Hammy.
25) I get into arguments with my dad about evolution, and he worries that I will go to hell for thinking we descended from monkeys…even though I try to explain to him this is not the essence or the reality of evolution.
1)When I was in 2nd grade our teacher asked, “If you are trapped on a deserted island and can only have 1 meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?” I wrote down: Cheese Enchiladas… How wrong I was.
2) I cannot control myself around these foods: Pizza, Tomato Basil Soup from La Madeleine, BBQ Ribs, Onion Rings, Flaming Hot Cheetohs.
3) Some people call me a movie snob, but they are wrong. I just have a low threshold for movies that are complete shyte.
4) I used to love my cats. Now they annoy me.
5) There are people in Tyler who question my heterosexuality because I like to read, write, drink wine and I have a miniature dachshund.
6) I love L. for many reasons. One of them: she believed in me enough to buy me a laptop when I told her I wanted to devote my life to writing.
7) I am not afraid of getting older, but have not come to terms with death yet.
8) Not concerned with how much I like to drink. The thought of a bottle of wine on the weekend can get me through the toughest of weeks.
9) When I hear music I listened to growing up it makes me laugh. Most of it is bad and I remember exhausting my friends and family by forcing them to listen. I will say this, though: I still stand by Rush, Yes, Jethro Tull. Not so much Styx, 311, Neil Diamond.
10) I used drank every night of the week. I am thankful that part of my life is over.
11) Katrina once said that she and I are the 2 funniest people in the world. I completely agree.
12) I loved playing in the band, but did not always feel comfortable playing on a stage in front of people…however, the more people there were the more comfortable I felt.
13) I do not like dressing up for Halloween, yet every year I get humiliating pictures taken of me wearing something that makes me look stupid.
14) I love my wiener dog, but think my wife’s love for the thing is slightly insane.
15) I like to make chicken noises right before taking a photograph of people. It is the only way to get an authentic smile.
16) I eventually want to have kids, but am not looking forward to the baby years. I would like to fast forward to the age when they argue with everything and can occasionally entertain themselves.
17) I believe my family is the strangest in the world. So strange, in fact, I cannot see how I came out being any sort of normal.
18) In junior high Chris and I started a lawn mowing business and got screwed by this Arabian guy who only paid us $35 for mowing a 2 acre lot that was over grown beyond belief. It took us 3 days, and was the only time I had ever seen Chris’s mom so angry. In the guy’s defense we were the morons who quoted $35. But he was the prick for knowingly taking advantage of two moron kids.
19) If and when I publish a novel it will be under a pen name: Alexander Mori.
20) The lakehouse may be the only place I feel personal reverence. Many important memories come from there…
21) In high school we used to sit on my roof late at night when my family was not home. Among the things we did to entertain ourselves on the roof: Discuss song lyrics, smoke many cigarettes, pee without falling off, write poetry in the moonlight, look at the globe (which Chris could not see), and once we ran the length of the house.
22) The worst year of my life occurred my second year of college when I moved back to Houston and lived with my mom. Last year was my best. I expect each to get better from here on out.
23) The worst job I ever had was the summer I worked for the TXDOT. Among the things I did at this job: pick up dead dog carcasses (1032’s), fill pot holes on busy streets, spray weeds on steep embankments, trim trees off the feeders, hang out at Ned’s house playing guitar, listening to Johnson yell obscenities at women, throw rubber rings at cones for points, run bums out from underpasses using a pitchfork. At the end of each work day Craig and I drank 1 or 2 forties while listening to The Beatles and playing basketball on the play station 2.
24) I have been called many things throughout the years. Here are a few I remember: hardebega, hardly, hardy har har stennis tennis bumblebutt Boydston, hardsababula (this one never made sense to me), hard boy, Jesus, Flumley, Hardyman, Harvey Boydstein, Boydfogger, Hammy.
25) I get into arguments with my dad about evolution, and he worries that I will go to hell for thinking we descended from monkeys…even though I try to explain to him this is not the essence or the reality of evolution.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Kingfisher: A Small Account of the Struggle (5)
Reasons for Joining:
I took the band seriously and did not want anything to distract us from our goal of making music, playing gigs, and perhaps making money. Not to mention one of the items on my bucket list is to play live music as the member of an actual band.
As a result, I urged Craig to leave Jenn at home. I continued to learn music, practice and play; with the hope that whatever fire inside of Jenn would burn out of its own accord. And it did. The work needed to create a successful band burned it out…and she ceased coming to practices.
We joined the band for different reasons. I cannot presume to know in depth the reasons the others had for joining the band. But the beautiful thing about writing this account down is that I can speculate all I want…
Tiffany: A talented young woman who sacrificed her youth for a chance at stardom. The years of struggle and disappointment saw her return to Dallas, her home town, jobless and alone. For her this band was something to bring people into her life; a chance to do something she loved with people she enjoyed being around. This was her opportunity to be on stage, a place she relishes and a place where she can showcase her talent. Not to mention her adoration of being the center of attention…a place she fits naturally and splendidly.
Jay: Jay’s intensity toward music, perhaps art in general, led him to the band. He plays the guitar with much more love than I’ve seen from any other musician. For this I am grateful he is a part of the project. His genuine love for music kept him returning, and kept him motivated to learn songs he did not particularly care for. He had no job, except for what money he could make selling screenplays and plays he’d written. He joined the band for his love of music, and for another possible way to sell his creativity…and I suspect he joined at a chance to get closer to Tiffany.
Hardy: I’m not sure my reasons for joining the band are complicated enough to warrant space in this account, but I think it only fair to Jay and Tiffany to include myself in this amateur psychological profile. I joined the band because I have a hollow space inside me that is only temporarily filled by occasional artistic expressions of self and soul…which is to say, writing, painting and playing music. While left to my own devices I fill the hollow with the two former. However, there is something I value more about including my talents and emotions with others. The word is Harmony. Fills the hollow for three of us at the same time.
I joined the band for the chance to bring Harmony into my life and into the lives of those I play with.
I took the band seriously and did not want anything to distract us from our goal of making music, playing gigs, and perhaps making money. Not to mention one of the items on my bucket list is to play live music as the member of an actual band.
As a result, I urged Craig to leave Jenn at home. I continued to learn music, practice and play; with the hope that whatever fire inside of Jenn would burn out of its own accord. And it did. The work needed to create a successful band burned it out…and she ceased coming to practices.
We joined the band for different reasons. I cannot presume to know in depth the reasons the others had for joining the band. But the beautiful thing about writing this account down is that I can speculate all I want…
Tiffany: A talented young woman who sacrificed her youth for a chance at stardom. The years of struggle and disappointment saw her return to Dallas, her home town, jobless and alone. For her this band was something to bring people into her life; a chance to do something she loved with people she enjoyed being around. This was her opportunity to be on stage, a place she relishes and a place where she can showcase her talent. Not to mention her adoration of being the center of attention…a place she fits naturally and splendidly.
Jay: Jay’s intensity toward music, perhaps art in general, led him to the band. He plays the guitar with much more love than I’ve seen from any other musician. For this I am grateful he is a part of the project. His genuine love for music kept him returning, and kept him motivated to learn songs he did not particularly care for. He had no job, except for what money he could make selling screenplays and plays he’d written. He joined the band for his love of music, and for another possible way to sell his creativity…and I suspect he joined at a chance to get closer to Tiffany.
Hardy: I’m not sure my reasons for joining the band are complicated enough to warrant space in this account, but I think it only fair to Jay and Tiffany to include myself in this amateur psychological profile. I joined the band because I have a hollow space inside me that is only temporarily filled by occasional artistic expressions of self and soul…which is to say, writing, painting and playing music. While left to my own devices I fill the hollow with the two former. However, there is something I value more about including my talents and emotions with others. The word is Harmony. Fills the hollow for three of us at the same time.
I joined the band for the chance to bring Harmony into my life and into the lives of those I play with.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Kingfisher: A Small Account of the Struggle (4)
The Drama of Craig and Jenn:
Craig entered the project wearing a Hawaiian shirt, a goofy hat, and the hopes of creating from nothing a business opportunity in a field he has much interest. He liked the idea of bringing us together, creating a business plan, developing a strategy, and watching the project take on a life of its own. He was the mad scientist in a goofy hat.
He organized and ran the first few meetings with enthusiasm that radiated and transferred to those of us around him. His charisma cannot be denied. It was so strong, in fact, that his wife felt it most of all.
Initially Jenn was a supporter of the band. She came to the first practice wishing to cook us dinner and wishing to help in any way possible. She began the night as the drink fetcher. She fetched drinks when the musicians became thirsty. Sometimes, she fetched herself a glass of wine. She would drink and fetch until the music we played caused her to dance and sing. Sitting on the side became intolerable.
The first time we played a song she knew, she would dance around and be obviously moved by our performance. The second time we played the same song she would try and listen for improvement and sing along with the chorus. By the third time of playing the same song she would become bored. She distracted us with cigarette breaks and glasses of wine, and occasionally she suggested singing with the microphone. She watched us practice, learn and improve with the envious gaze of a young woman who adores the limelight.
But watching us work became too tedious, as it would for most people. She questioned why she came and wondered how many times we needed to practice one song before moving on to another. She often said, “Maybe I shouldn’t have come,” and she was right. The problem, however, arose when she resented Craig for coming. She did not like staying at home with the kids and some part of her was jealous because Craig enjoyed being a part of the project. I know she did not mean to do this, but she made Craig feel bad for coming to practice or staying too late, and that ultimately took the fun out of managing the band.
Craig entered the project wearing a Hawaiian shirt, a goofy hat, and the hopes of creating from nothing a business opportunity in a field he has much interest. He liked the idea of bringing us together, creating a business plan, developing a strategy, and watching the project take on a life of its own. He was the mad scientist in a goofy hat.
He organized and ran the first few meetings with enthusiasm that radiated and transferred to those of us around him. His charisma cannot be denied. It was so strong, in fact, that his wife felt it most of all.
Initially Jenn was a supporter of the band. She came to the first practice wishing to cook us dinner and wishing to help in any way possible. She began the night as the drink fetcher. She fetched drinks when the musicians became thirsty. Sometimes, she fetched herself a glass of wine. She would drink and fetch until the music we played caused her to dance and sing. Sitting on the side became intolerable.
The first time we played a song she knew, she would dance around and be obviously moved by our performance. The second time we played the same song she would try and listen for improvement and sing along with the chorus. By the third time of playing the same song she would become bored. She distracted us with cigarette breaks and glasses of wine, and occasionally she suggested singing with the microphone. She watched us practice, learn and improve with the envious gaze of a young woman who adores the limelight.
But watching us work became too tedious, as it would for most people. She questioned why she came and wondered how many times we needed to practice one song before moving on to another. She often said, “Maybe I shouldn’t have come,” and she was right. The problem, however, arose when she resented Craig for coming. She did not like staying at home with the kids and some part of her was jealous because Craig enjoyed being a part of the project. I know she did not mean to do this, but she made Craig feel bad for coming to practice or staying too late, and that ultimately took the fun out of managing the band.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Kingfisher: A Small Account of the Struggle (3)
The Loss of DW:
After one practice session and several cancelled sessions, we lost DW as our drummer; the first and most crucial setback the band experienced thus far. He played with two other bands and learned that the opportunity these projects offered was superior to what we offered. For that, I wanted to prove him wrong.
He called Craig and explained that he could no longer commit to the band. Craig called and told me this 2 weeks after I spent $400 on my new bass. “It’s okay,” he said, as he listed several other prospective drummers he intended to bring to our project. He assured me we would find someone and we would continue forward.
We held a band meeting to discuss our options. And to drink vodka. Losing our drummer had not yet robbed the wind from our sails. We channeled our energy into creating songlists and practicing music that did not necessarily need a drummer. We played Desperado, Ain’t No Sunshine, Proud Mary, Harvest Moon, and we spent time learning “Jay Originals”. We spent a lot of time talking about how badly we needed a drummer. We talked about these things and eventually Craig quit coming to our practices.
After one practice session and several cancelled sessions, we lost DW as our drummer; the first and most crucial setback the band experienced thus far. He played with two other bands and learned that the opportunity these projects offered was superior to what we offered. For that, I wanted to prove him wrong.
He called Craig and explained that he could no longer commit to the band. Craig called and told me this 2 weeks after I spent $400 on my new bass. “It’s okay,” he said, as he listed several other prospective drummers he intended to bring to our project. He assured me we would find someone and we would continue forward.
We held a band meeting to discuss our options. And to drink vodka. Losing our drummer had not yet robbed the wind from our sails. We channeled our energy into creating songlists and practicing music that did not necessarily need a drummer. We played Desperado, Ain’t No Sunshine, Proud Mary, Harvest Moon, and we spent time learning “Jay Originals”. We spent a lot of time talking about how badly we needed a drummer. We talked about these things and eventually Craig quit coming to our practices.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Kingfisher: A Small Account of the Struggle (2)
First Rehearsal:
We set up our equipment in Tiffany’s dining room and discussed possible songs to play. Because of Jay we stuck with almost pure blues…1,4,5…We played through 11-12 songs. Craig recorded our session on his computer and made a list of the songs we played. Occasionally he added songs to the list he wanted us to play. Music like: Stevie Wonder, Evanescence, Credence Clearwater. Wishful thinking. He did not wear his goofy hat or the Hawaiian shirt to the first rehearsal.
I sounded bad. I played a new charcoal black Ibanez. I played catch up. I struggled finding the location of the song and did not know scales well enough to play riffs that matched what the guitar was doing. Tiffany sounded good. She made up most of the lyrics she sang, but was rarely, if ever, off key. DW was fine. Jay got excited each time he got the chance to sing or play a solo. He loved playing the blues.
[Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues…]
Out of the first 11-12 songs only one sounded good. Ain’t No Sunshine When She’s Gone. Was a little messy, but sounded good enough to demonstrate our potential and give us hope. Manager Craig burned a CD of the first rehearsal. I listened to it and decided that I needed to practice before our next session. And that Jay should not sing too much.
We set up our equipment in Tiffany’s dining room and discussed possible songs to play. Because of Jay we stuck with almost pure blues…1,4,5…We played through 11-12 songs. Craig recorded our session on his computer and made a list of the songs we played. Occasionally he added songs to the list he wanted us to play. Music like: Stevie Wonder, Evanescence, Credence Clearwater. Wishful thinking. He did not wear his goofy hat or the Hawaiian shirt to the first rehearsal.
I sounded bad. I played a new charcoal black Ibanez. I played catch up. I struggled finding the location of the song and did not know scales well enough to play riffs that matched what the guitar was doing. Tiffany sounded good. She made up most of the lyrics she sang, but was rarely, if ever, off key. DW was fine. Jay got excited each time he got the chance to sing or play a solo. He loved playing the blues.
[Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues…]
Out of the first 11-12 songs only one sounded good. Ain’t No Sunshine When She’s Gone. Was a little messy, but sounded good enough to demonstrate our potential and give us hope. Manager Craig burned a CD of the first rehearsal. I listened to it and decided that I needed to practice before our next session. And that Jay should not sing too much.
Friday, February 6, 2009
Kingfisher: A Small Account of the Struggle (1)
The Formation:
Craig called me on my office phone and asked me how interested I would be in joining a band. He outlined for me how the idea came to him. He acquired for a very reasonable price a 16-track mixer with 2 large speakers, several mics, XLR cords, amp for the mixer, 1/4 inch guitar cords, mic stands, extension cords, lights and other things he did not know what to do with. While storing things at his sister’s house they decided to turn her spare room into a recording studio.
Craig phoned me because he knew me to be a musician. He gauged my interest and assured me my lack of band experience would not be a problem. He asked me if I wanted to be the bass player. I am a guitar player and had little experience playing bass, but Craig’s idea of forming a band intrigued me enough to attend the first band meeting.
We met at Tiffany’s house. Tiffany is Craig sister and recently moved back to Texas to be closer to her family. Craig wore a Hawaiian shirt and a goofy straw hat, even though it was September. We sat around the table waiting for the musicians to show up. While we waited, Tiffany passed out beers and dealt a deck of playing cards with naked men on the back of them. The naked men held their cocks in their hands and posed in an 80’s macho, smug sort of way. Many of the men had mustaches and some of them wore cowboy hats. None wore Hawaiian shirts with a goofy straw hat. Tiffany laughed at us because she could see how distracted and uncomfortable we were playing “hi/low” with this deck of cards.
After everyone showed up, Craig called the meeting to order and introduced the prospective members of the band to each other:
Tiffany: Singer. 34. Single and living with her dog Maverick. Background in theater. Charismatic singer with a strong voice and an outrageously fun personality. She loves football and playing hi/low. Never played in a band before. Can win anyone over with her smile and her positive energy.
Jay: Large guy. Blues guitar and singer/songwriter. Introverted, perverted, and talented guitar player. Unemployed screenwriter. Experienced working on B-Movies, low-budget indies, and porn. Plays on an old amp. Guitar named Albatross. Nasally voice. Spills beer on his shirt. Does not feel comfortable in crowds larger than five people, but will dominate a group less than five. He chews gum when he is on stage. Always wears black jeans and a black t-shirt. Has a brown tweed blazer when it is too cold for a t-shirt.
DW: Professional quality drummer playing in several bands. Wants to make money playing music and is good enough to do it. An attractive guy who took one look at this project and knew there was no chance. He did not take this opportunity seriously, but was polite to the group.
Hardy: Guitarist changed to bassist. Out of his league. Never played organized bass before and very little experience playing organized music.
Craig: Manager. Getting his business off the ground. Many irons in the fire. Motivated. The only one of us with a child. A serious love of music. Enjoys the technical side as well as the artistic.
We sat around the table discussing our goals, inspirations and skills. Occasionally the conversation would be broken up by Tiffany flipping over a card picturing a naked man holding his penis in a humorous pose.
Craig called me on my office phone and asked me how interested I would be in joining a band. He outlined for me how the idea came to him. He acquired for a very reasonable price a 16-track mixer with 2 large speakers, several mics, XLR cords, amp for the mixer, 1/4 inch guitar cords, mic stands, extension cords, lights and other things he did not know what to do with. While storing things at his sister’s house they decided to turn her spare room into a recording studio.
Craig phoned me because he knew me to be a musician. He gauged my interest and assured me my lack of band experience would not be a problem. He asked me if I wanted to be the bass player. I am a guitar player and had little experience playing bass, but Craig’s idea of forming a band intrigued me enough to attend the first band meeting.
We met at Tiffany’s house. Tiffany is Craig sister and recently moved back to Texas to be closer to her family. Craig wore a Hawaiian shirt and a goofy straw hat, even though it was September. We sat around the table waiting for the musicians to show up. While we waited, Tiffany passed out beers and dealt a deck of playing cards with naked men on the back of them. The naked men held their cocks in their hands and posed in an 80’s macho, smug sort of way. Many of the men had mustaches and some of them wore cowboy hats. None wore Hawaiian shirts with a goofy straw hat. Tiffany laughed at us because she could see how distracted and uncomfortable we were playing “hi/low” with this deck of cards.
After everyone showed up, Craig called the meeting to order and introduced the prospective members of the band to each other:
Tiffany: Singer. 34. Single and living with her dog Maverick. Background in theater. Charismatic singer with a strong voice and an outrageously fun personality. She loves football and playing hi/low. Never played in a band before. Can win anyone over with her smile and her positive energy.
Jay: Large guy. Blues guitar and singer/songwriter. Introverted, perverted, and talented guitar player. Unemployed screenwriter. Experienced working on B-Movies, low-budget indies, and porn. Plays on an old amp. Guitar named Albatross. Nasally voice. Spills beer on his shirt. Does not feel comfortable in crowds larger than five people, but will dominate a group less than five. He chews gum when he is on stage. Always wears black jeans and a black t-shirt. Has a brown tweed blazer when it is too cold for a t-shirt.
DW: Professional quality drummer playing in several bands. Wants to make money playing music and is good enough to do it. An attractive guy who took one look at this project and knew there was no chance. He did not take this opportunity seriously, but was polite to the group.
Hardy: Guitarist changed to bassist. Out of his league. Never played organized bass before and very little experience playing organized music.
Craig: Manager. Getting his business off the ground. Many irons in the fire. Motivated. The only one of us with a child. A serious love of music. Enjoys the technical side as well as the artistic.
We sat around the table discussing our goals, inspirations and skills. Occasionally the conversation would be broken up by Tiffany flipping over a card picturing a naked man holding his penis in a humorous pose.
Friday, January 23, 2009
26) Trip down Memory Lane, Restaurant Style
I smelled someone cooking food in our office kitchen that smelled very much like the King Ranch Casserole served at the Great Charcoal Chicken in Houston, TX...the first restaurant I worked at. I immediately craved it and decided I would like to make it sometime soon. This got me thinking about all the restaurants I worked at, and inspired me to think of the one dish I would love to eat from each one.
The Great Charcoal Chicken: I already mentioned the King Ranch Casserole from Charcoal Chicken, but I would also like to have their lemon pepper chicken sandwich. I ate many of those the year I worked there, and I took that recipe with me to college, where I averaged 6 lemon pepper chicken sandwiches per week in my third year (2 sandwiches per meal, 3 meals a week).
Casa Ole: I do not have anything positive to say about Casa Ole, and have not eaten there since I quit my job many years ago. I honestly cannot think of anything there I liked eating. I ate fajitas mostly, but remember Dugat liking the Flameado, which made me sick the one time I tried it. They have decent green sauce.
Chili's: I have many things I like from Chili's, but there is definitely one meal that stands out. I love the Cajun Chicken Sandwich with a side of Blossum sauce. However, because of the fat content of their awesome blossum they were forced to discontinue the appetizer, which forced them to abandon the sauce. The sandwich is not the same without the sauce. So now I look to the Chicken Ranch Sandwich, which is almost as good. Plus, I cannot forget the El Presidente Margarita and the Texas Eggrolls.
Ninfa's (Waco): I worked more than 3 years at the Ninfa's in Waco, and thus have many meals I must mention. My most common meal, and the one I get when I visit Waco now is the Fajitas Ala Berry. This is one of the best meals ever. I have tried to recreate it and failed miserably. My second favorite meal at Ninfa's Waco is their Ribs (The Rico, I think). I get Ratones (Peppers stuffed with shrimp and cheese and deep fried) as an appetizer and get the full rack of ribs for my meal. Ninfa's is a Mexican food restaurant, but this particular one offers the best ribs I have ever had. Do not forget the margaritas. I would also get 2 sangria swirled frozen margaritas, and hope that Lisa was not walking around so I would not have to talk to her.
PF Chang's : My final restaurant is PF Chang's. I worked at the PF Chang's in Dallas for a month before beginning my marketing career at TSM Skyline. My go to meal here is easy. The restaurant is family style so I can order many things and share them with the table. I would get the lettuce wraps for an appetizer, of course. For my meal I would order Crispy Honey Shrimp, Kung Pao Scallops, Mongolian Beef and Vegeterian Lo Mein.
That all sounds so good right now, doesn't it? I would love to do any or all of these this weekend. Instead, I am going home and will eat a sandwich with a side salad.
The Great Charcoal Chicken: I already mentioned the King Ranch Casserole from Charcoal Chicken, but I would also like to have their lemon pepper chicken sandwich. I ate many of those the year I worked there, and I took that recipe with me to college, where I averaged 6 lemon pepper chicken sandwiches per week in my third year (2 sandwiches per meal, 3 meals a week).
Casa Ole: I do not have anything positive to say about Casa Ole, and have not eaten there since I quit my job many years ago. I honestly cannot think of anything there I liked eating. I ate fajitas mostly, but remember Dugat liking the Flameado, which made me sick the one time I tried it. They have decent green sauce.
Chili's: I have many things I like from Chili's, but there is definitely one meal that stands out. I love the Cajun Chicken Sandwich with a side of Blossum sauce. However, because of the fat content of their awesome blossum they were forced to discontinue the appetizer, which forced them to abandon the sauce. The sandwich is not the same without the sauce. So now I look to the Chicken Ranch Sandwich, which is almost as good. Plus, I cannot forget the El Presidente Margarita and the Texas Eggrolls.
Ninfa's (Waco): I worked more than 3 years at the Ninfa's in Waco, and thus have many meals I must mention. My most common meal, and the one I get when I visit Waco now is the Fajitas Ala Berry. This is one of the best meals ever. I have tried to recreate it and failed miserably. My second favorite meal at Ninfa's Waco is their Ribs (The Rico, I think). I get Ratones (Peppers stuffed with shrimp and cheese and deep fried) as an appetizer and get the full rack of ribs for my meal. Ninfa's is a Mexican food restaurant, but this particular one offers the best ribs I have ever had. Do not forget the margaritas. I would also get 2 sangria swirled frozen margaritas, and hope that Lisa was not walking around so I would not have to talk to her.
PF Chang's : My final restaurant is PF Chang's. I worked at the PF Chang's in Dallas for a month before beginning my marketing career at TSM Skyline. My go to meal here is easy. The restaurant is family style so I can order many things and share them with the table. I would get the lettuce wraps for an appetizer, of course. For my meal I would order Crispy Honey Shrimp, Kung Pao Scallops, Mongolian Beef and Vegeterian Lo Mein.
That all sounds so good right now, doesn't it? I would love to do any or all of these this weekend. Instead, I am going home and will eat a sandwich with a side salad.
Monday, January 19, 2009
25) Johnny Wedding
L. and I went to Johnny's wedding this weekend. We sat on the groom's side of the aisle, and as the ceremony commenced my mind began to wander. I did not think of the things you might expect: Johnny eating more than 20 something hot dogs at our camping trip, the numerous times he passed out early at a party and had tortuous things photographed around him while he slept, Johnny spilling food all over himself, the time he put on a shirt his dog urinated on and when someone said "that shirt has pee all over it" he responded by saying, "I wondered what that smell was." I did not think of these things, nor did I wonder how he found a girl who would love him despite his drastic idiosyncracies.
Instead, I wondered how long we would have to be at the wedding. I do not care for most weddings. I like the idea of people being married, and I like a good party. I enjoy being there when I truly care for the people being united. But I do not like the churchesque proper quality that exist with most weddings. Especially when I do not really care about the bride and groom. And I am not impressed by the tired traditions involved in a wedding (cutting of the cake, first dance, the toasts). I like the bouquet toss, but only because it is funny to watch girls scramble around the dance floor.
I suppose my point is: people should only go to weddings that they want to go to. When there are people like me there (and there were many like that at this wedding) most of the time is spent sitting or standing around. No momentum or granduer builds up. I felt guilty going and not adding to the effect. Instead, my lack of enthusiasm took away from the experience for everyone.
I suppose the counter argument for this mentality is: The Wedding is not for the attendees. It is for the bride. The dumb guys who do not care to go need to suck it up and take one for the team...the team being the other guys, because eventually most of us will be married and we will need our wives to be happy at having a successful wedding.
All of this to say, I took one for the team this time. And I appreciate all of you who took one for my team.
Instead, I wondered how long we would have to be at the wedding. I do not care for most weddings. I like the idea of people being married, and I like a good party. I enjoy being there when I truly care for the people being united. But I do not like the churchesque proper quality that exist with most weddings. Especially when I do not really care about the bride and groom. And I am not impressed by the tired traditions involved in a wedding (cutting of the cake, first dance, the toasts). I like the bouquet toss, but only because it is funny to watch girls scramble around the dance floor.
I suppose my point is: people should only go to weddings that they want to go to. When there are people like me there (and there were many like that at this wedding) most of the time is spent sitting or standing around. No momentum or granduer builds up. I felt guilty going and not adding to the effect. Instead, my lack of enthusiasm took away from the experience for everyone.
I suppose the counter argument for this mentality is: The Wedding is not for the attendees. It is for the bride. The dumb guys who do not care to go need to suck it up and take one for the team...the team being the other guys, because eventually most of us will be married and we will need our wives to be happy at having a successful wedding.
All of this to say, I took one for the team this time. And I appreciate all of you who took one for my team.
Friday, January 16, 2009
24) Guitar Nightmare
A veteran sales rep at the station learned on the day of my first interview that I play guitar and bass. Since my first day here, nearly 2 years ago, he has asked me every other week to play guitar with him and 6 friends. They get together and sit in a circle taking turns playing songs. The group ranges in talent level, 2 of the guys just now learning to play the guitar.
The idea sounds fine, and I am all for musicians jamming together when at all possible. However, the group of intstruments represented are as follows: 3 guitars, 2 of them inexperienced, 1 fiddle (he calls it a fiddle not a violin), 1 harmonica, 1 banjo. I am not interested in bluegrass, and we cannot play Tejano without an accordian. So, you can see why I have been conveniently busy each day they get together.
Yesterday this Sales Rep entered the station with one of our most consistent advertisers. He also spends a good deal of money with us. I was introduced to the man with my boss in the same room. The man responded with, "Is this the guy whose wife never let's him play guitar with us?" The sales rep answered in front of my boss, "Sure is."
Just for the record, my wife has nothing to do with me not playing guitar with the group.
Anyway, at the end of the meeting my boss said, "You should go play with them. He has been talking about it now for 2 years." I said, "I will have to see what the wife has scheduled, because I am pretty sure we have something going on that day."
The idea sounds fine, and I am all for musicians jamming together when at all possible. However, the group of intstruments represented are as follows: 3 guitars, 2 of them inexperienced, 1 fiddle (he calls it a fiddle not a violin), 1 harmonica, 1 banjo. I am not interested in bluegrass, and we cannot play Tejano without an accordian. So, you can see why I have been conveniently busy each day they get together.
Yesterday this Sales Rep entered the station with one of our most consistent advertisers. He also spends a good deal of money with us. I was introduced to the man with my boss in the same room. The man responded with, "Is this the guy whose wife never let's him play guitar with us?" The sales rep answered in front of my boss, "Sure is."
Just for the record, my wife has nothing to do with me not playing guitar with the group.
Anyway, at the end of the meeting my boss said, "You should go play with them. He has been talking about it now for 2 years." I said, "I will have to see what the wife has scheduled, because I am pretty sure we have something going on that day."
Friday, January 9, 2009
23) Possible Work Regret
I work with a small law firm in Tyler. I got them on the air for the first time in November. I helped him write and produce two commercials and placed them on my station with a heavy schedule, assuring him that his advertising campaign would be successful.
It was not. He received a couple of calls the first week, one turned into a client, but then he received no calls whatsoever. He pulled the final two weeks of his schedule off of the air because he did not feel comfortable spending money without the return.
I was not ready to give up on him. If we figure out how to make his ad dollars work for him, it would mean a long term client advertising with me. So I compiled an analysis of where his spots ran, how many ran, what the message of each spot was and compared them to other successful lawyers advertising on TV. Through my analysis, which I ran by my sales manager, I determined that we did not focus the dollars on the right times throughout the day.
I just left his office an hour ago where me and my sales manager convinced him to give us three months to prove our station and our plan will work.
This is the part of the job I am afraid of. I spend time selling potential clients on: Me, The Power of Television, The Power of KLTV. And I believe in them all. However, what happens to the clients who believe in me and I let them down? I work hard for them and am willing to do what I need to ensure success. If the next three months do not work for this lawyer (in a down economy) he may be in serious trouble.
And at least some of the blame falls on my shoulders. That is a tough pill for me to swallow.
It was not. He received a couple of calls the first week, one turned into a client, but then he received no calls whatsoever. He pulled the final two weeks of his schedule off of the air because he did not feel comfortable spending money without the return.
I was not ready to give up on him. If we figure out how to make his ad dollars work for him, it would mean a long term client advertising with me. So I compiled an analysis of where his spots ran, how many ran, what the message of each spot was and compared them to other successful lawyers advertising on TV. Through my analysis, which I ran by my sales manager, I determined that we did not focus the dollars on the right times throughout the day.
I just left his office an hour ago where me and my sales manager convinced him to give us three months to prove our station and our plan will work.
This is the part of the job I am afraid of. I spend time selling potential clients on: Me, The Power of Television, The Power of KLTV. And I believe in them all. However, what happens to the clients who believe in me and I let them down? I work hard for them and am willing to do what I need to ensure success. If the next three months do not work for this lawyer (in a down economy) he may be in serious trouble.
And at least some of the blame falls on my shoulders. That is a tough pill for me to swallow.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
22) Pacman
I do not want this to be a sports blog, but I have a couple of thoughts on the cutting of Pacman Jones. He played in 9 games and shared the team lead with Newman for pass deflections. To me that says he has potential to be a shut down corner. Much better than Michael Jenkins, anyway. Sure, he was no good at Punt Returns and he has off the field issues, but that is part of having a superstar on your team. You must deal with the problems that come with a diva.
This is what I think: Wade Phillips has been criticized (fairly in my opinion) for being too soft on the team. He claimed, in an attempt to keep his job, that things are going to be different next year. He claims he is going to be tough on players. And then a day later he cuts the first person he sees as a problem...Pacman. If he were a good coach, he would say, "Pacman has some problems, but I am going to Coach that World Class talent. I am not going to run away from it! I am going to make him be a responsible player who contributes regularly for the Dallas Cowboys!"
But no, he does the easy thing. This situation reminds of me of a junior high kid who gets grounded for not doing his chores. Daddy takes away the video games and the kid suddenly claims things will be different. The kid takes the garbage out to the curb and says, see, things will be different, I can do my chores! If that kid really wanted his video games back, he would have turned that garbage into something useful.
That's my point...
This is what I think: Wade Phillips has been criticized (fairly in my opinion) for being too soft on the team. He claimed, in an attempt to keep his job, that things are going to be different next year. He claims he is going to be tough on players. And then a day later he cuts the first person he sees as a problem...Pacman. If he were a good coach, he would say, "Pacman has some problems, but I am going to Coach that World Class talent. I am not going to run away from it! I am going to make him be a responsible player who contributes regularly for the Dallas Cowboys!"
But no, he does the easy thing. This situation reminds of me of a junior high kid who gets grounded for not doing his chores. Daddy takes away the video games and the kid suddenly claims things will be different. The kid takes the garbage out to the curb and says, see, things will be different, I can do my chores! If that kid really wanted his video games back, he would have turned that garbage into something useful.
That's my point...
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
21) Sleep Disorder
Last night I could not fall asleep. I made the painful decision to get out of bed, hoping that a change of scenery would encourage drowsiness. I searched all 700 channels at my disposal and was forced to decide between: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Robert Downey Jr. Movie), Asteroid Disaster: The Earth's First Apocalpse, Sportscenter Reruns, Law & Order. Late at night I try and stay away from movies for fear of getting hooked and prolonging my insomnia. Sportscenter is always a good choice, and usually what I start with. After the basketball scores, however, I was caught up and not at all interested in College Football. I gave the Asteroid Disaster show a chance. The idea has merit, but the execution annoyed me. A geeky scientist yelled at me about the global ramifications of a 2 kilometer wide asteroid striking the earth's surface. He acted like it is a new idea, and it is not. The little kid in Jurassic Park 1 was the first to bring it to my attention, so after that it is simply redundant.
Finally I chose Law & Order. Law & Order is one of the best shows ever. The show began 12 years ago, or something like that, and remains interesting and relevant. And it is addictive. I stray from my original story...
I transformed the couch into a bed by taking off the pillows and wrapping myself in a blanket Burrito-style. My house has one huge problem for insomniacs. I live with an insane cat that, in his opinion, never gets enough love. The cat jumped on the couch and rubbed his face on my face. My arms being pinned within my burrito blanket, I was helpless. I turned my face and tried bucking him off. Finally I dislodged one arm and swiped him to the ground.
He returned with vigor, as I knew he would. My arm was still out and I swiped him down again. This happened four or five times, each time my swipe hardened, until I almost threw him into the TV. He shook his head and ran off.
I finished the episode, turned the TV off and vowed I would finally sleep. The cat jumped on the couch. I did not buck this time. I withdrew my arm from the burrito and swiped him off. He jumped back on. I decided that 3rd grade engineering was necessary to thwart his onslaught. I covered my face with the blanket and using two pillows propped it up in such a way that I was able to breathe fresh air without sacrificing protection from the cat.
There were two problems with the engineering of my fortress. 1) I did not have much room to move. 2) The cat curled up on my face to fall asleep. I pushed him off but he managed to wedge himself uncomfortably between the back of my head and the couch.
This turned out to be a long story with a simple message: I did not sleep well last night.
Finally I chose Law & Order. Law & Order is one of the best shows ever. The show began 12 years ago, or something like that, and remains interesting and relevant. And it is addictive. I stray from my original story...
I transformed the couch into a bed by taking off the pillows and wrapping myself in a blanket Burrito-style. My house has one huge problem for insomniacs. I live with an insane cat that, in his opinion, never gets enough love. The cat jumped on the couch and rubbed his face on my face. My arms being pinned within my burrito blanket, I was helpless. I turned my face and tried bucking him off. Finally I dislodged one arm and swiped him to the ground.
He returned with vigor, as I knew he would. My arm was still out and I swiped him down again. This happened four or five times, each time my swipe hardened, until I almost threw him into the TV. He shook his head and ran off.
I finished the episode, turned the TV off and vowed I would finally sleep. The cat jumped on the couch. I did not buck this time. I withdrew my arm from the burrito and swiped him off. He jumped back on. I decided that 3rd grade engineering was necessary to thwart his onslaught. I covered my face with the blanket and using two pillows propped it up in such a way that I was able to breathe fresh air without sacrificing protection from the cat.
There were two problems with the engineering of my fortress. 1) I did not have much room to move. 2) The cat curled up on my face to fall asleep. I pushed him off but he managed to wedge himself uncomfortably between the back of my head and the couch.
This turned out to be a long story with a simple message: I did not sleep well last night.
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