I realized last night that I have been domesticated. At one point in my life the little things in life did not matter too much to me. As long as I had a bottle of whiskey, a TV, a soft pillow and toilet paper, I could survive anywhere. This is no longer the case. I have become a domesticated man. Here are a few of the products I have in my house that I can no longer live without. Please post any I may have forgotten, or do not know about, as I would be happy to buy more crap for my house.
* Electrosal Powerball- This chalky cube of chemicals works magic in the dishwasher. Much better than normal or even liquid dish soap. If you have not tried it, go buy it. The gel pouch is even better!
* Lysol wraps- I use these cleansing moist towelettes for everything: the kitchen counter, the oven top, the bar, our TV trays, cat vomit, cat shit smeared on the walls (yes this happens...and you wonder why I want to get rid of them), wine droplets on the tile floor. Everything.
* Magic Sizing- This can of spray is used to iron shape into your clothes. Not as strong or as chemical as Starch, but works well on wrinkled clothes.
* Bath and Body Works Hand Soap- I love this stuff. I wash my hands and the fragrance stays with me for hours. I don't even care what other people think when I come out of the bathroom and happily sniff my own hands.
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WIPES! Lysol WIPES! Right? Gah, Lysol WRAPS reminds me of FOOD, and now I can't get the image of some nice cold cuts and maybe a slice of cheddar nestled inside a LYSOL WIPE.
Yrgg.
PS-You forgot the magic eraser.
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