- I don't think I give a shit about the upcoming football season. My slowly declining interest in football could be attributed to a couple of things: the cows sucking, the increasing danger of the sport to its players, the research required to be any good in fantasy football, and the fact that I have limited time to watch TV in my life, and I don't want to waste it. I guess I will start the season off watching the cows, if only to give me something to watch while I am working out.
- I started my current job in Feb, and there was 1 employee here that I was not sure about. I worried that he/she would have the ability to get under my skin in ways I was trying to escape in my previous job. Turns out that he/she is one of my favorite people I have ever worked with, and I legitimately look forward to arriving each morning because I know he/she will be here. Just goes to show how little first and second impressions should actually mean.
- I always have a mildly swollen, somewhat scratchy throat. I have lozenges all around the house and in my desk and every day I must monitor if it is getting worse, or staying the same.
- A couple of years ago I was at a work function/party where several clients (all women) asked that I take their picture with their phone. While I was framing it one of them accused me of focusing on all the women's boobs. She yelled at me. I laughed and told her I was not focusing on their boobs. She did not believe me. After I took the photo, she jumped up and took the phone from me, so that I would not have a chance to delete the incriminating evidence. Her friend looked over her shoulder and said, "Wow, that is a really good photo!" The other woman thumbed through her pics to make sure I did not take more than one, and was surprised when she did not find anything.
- There is a really long hallway between our office and the bathroom, and every day I run into a coworker either going to or returning from the bathroom. No matter who the employee is, each time we struggle for something to say until our paths eventually cross. Most of the time I say, "The Long Walk..."
- I now buy most of my clothes off the clearance rack from Banana Republic or off one of the many clearance racks in Dilliards. Saying it out loud makes me feel like a poser douche, but I like the way Banana Republic fits me. Most clothes are too big on my torso (width as well as length), making me look like I am wearing one of my dad's shirts. This is ironic because I am 4-5 inches taller than my dad.
- It makes me sad when I see a rockstar destroy a guitar on stage. That beautiful guitar does NOT deserve that!
- I REALLY like using bullet points.
Thursday, August 1, 2013
123) Weird Mood Thursday
In a strange mood today, and I think I can pinpoint the reason...but instead of doing that, I am going to throw out some tidbits that don't really pertain to anything.
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