94) 2013 New Year's Resolutions

The following includes how I hope to be a better husband, son, brother, friend, employee, musician, writer, and father for 2013!

* I will limit the number of boring movies I make my wife watch.  This includes music/sports documentaries, even though they are NOT boring at all.

* I will NOT limit the number of sporting events I watch with my puppy.  She loves sports and I vow to make sure she gets to watch more games on the big screen this year.

* I hope to get the mail more often this year and not misplace it where my wife cannot find it.

* I will not lose my sunglasses!  

* I will take Polly to the dog park twice as much this year.  So, I guess that means we will have to go at least 4 times.  But I'd like to go more than that.

* I will not occupy as many photo booths in 2013.  Not sure what the wife will think of this.

* I will try and not play Chess With Friends while we are watching girly movies or driving somewhere in the car.

* I will not spend more than $70 this year on Vinyls that I do not need and probably will not listen to.

* I will pick up each cat at least once per week.  For some reason they love when I pick them up.  

* I hope to lessen the number of times I try and unsuccessfully sneak a fart while in the living room.  Not sure if this means I am only lessening the number of unsuccessful times, or if I am lessening the number of times I try, but either way I will do my best.

* I will not ignore the calls I receive from Tomoko Komori, even though we do not speak the same language and the calls last longer than 20 minutes of her repeating Japanese and me repeatedly saying, "Sorry, I don't know what you are saying to me..."

* I will try and not purposefully annoy my wife.  That is so hard because I enjoy annoying her so much...

* I will not hurt my foot playing soccer.  I just won't this year!

* I'm going to take Cody to at least 1 movie this year.

* When I cook dinner I will try and not resort to the 1 of 3 things I know how to make comfortably.

* I will try and only have 1 night in 2013 dedicated to showing my wife how great the band Rush is!  I repeat, I will TRY.

* I will try and limit the number of chocolates I eat from the candy bowl in our lobby.  It is hard because Ruthie buys the good candy.  

* I will limit the number of raunchy bathroom posts I write on my blog.  

* I will not throw a hissy fit when one of my sprinkler heads breaks.  I will simply dig up the broken sprinkler and replace it.